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An elective course at Hampshire High School spawned the novella Thoughts from Accounting II, the lovechild of a newly formedĀ triumvirateĀ of Bruce, Andy and myself.

It’s stupid, crass, offensive and only funny to us. So, I’m gonna publish it.

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“Falling from a thousand-foot cliff isn’t as bad as it seems, especially if you’re a bird.”

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“The man began to giggle when he realized how much better his life would be if he were being attacked by a large bowl of pudding rather than a grizzly bear.”

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“As I stared at my friend, I realized how much I wanted to kill him, then I killed him.”