DAN GILBERT

"As I stared at my friend, I realized how much I wanted to kill him, then I killed him."

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 22:13:01 -0500

“As I stared at my friend, I realized how much I wanted to kill him, then I killed him.”

- Thoughts From Accounting II

"The man began to giggle when he realized how much better his life would be if he were being attacked..."

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:30:00 -0500

“The man began to giggle when he realized how much better his life would be if he were being attacked by a large bowl of pudding rather than a grizzly bear.”

- Thoughts From Accounting II

you fancy huh?

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:27:32 -0500

Yeah, no shit.

"… you’re going to be dead for way longer than you’re going to be alive...."

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 10:41:44 -0500

“… you’re going to be dead for way longer than you’re going to be alive. That’s mostly what you’re going to be. You’re just dead people that didn’t die yet.”

- Louis C.K.

"Falling from a thousand-foot cliff isn’t as bad as it seems, especially if you’re a..."

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 22:33:00 -0500

“Falling from a thousand-foot cliff isn’t as bad as it seems, especially if you’re a bird.”

- Thoughts From Accounting II

An elective course at Hampshire High School spawned the novella...

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 22:27:00 -0500

An elective course at Hampshire High School spawned the novella Thoughts from Accounting II, the lovechild of a newly formed triumvirate of Bruce, Andy and myself.

It’s stupid, crass, offensive and only funny to us. So, I’m gonna publish it.

JustLikeChuck22: man

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:27:22 -0500

JustLikeChuck22 (6:13:17 PM): man
JustLikeChuck22 (6:13:23 PM): i drunk dialed u this weekend
JustLikeChuck22 (6:13:29 PM): i think that's kind of sweet

SleaterKinney3: sweet floor plan btw

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:11:51 -0500

SleaterKinney3 (7:44:06 PM): sweet floor plan btw
CpT DiLLiN (7:44:18 PM): so andy gets the big room?
CpT DiLLiN (7:45:05 PM): well that's the problem
CpT DiLLiN (7:45:08 PM): everyone could care less
SleaterKinney3 (7:45:09 PM): I was neater than Andy this year, so he could probably use the extra space
SleaterKinney3 (7:45:29 PM): and Paul can just have a closet, since he's a robot and only needs space to plug himself in

IDRINKROOTBEER4: say the words "jeff" and "mailbox" to me

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 20:51:41 -0500

IDRINKROOTBEER4 (6:05:45 PM): say the words "jeff" and "mailbox" to me

“That was really shitty what Roger Ebert said typed about Ryan Dunn.” Fixed that for...

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 23:18:02 -0500

“That was really shitty what Roger Ebert said typed about Ryan Dunn.”

Fixed that for you.

Auto response from Alxgoofy: In my quest to become exactly like dan gilbert I shall sleep in a bed of fish food flakes, hoping some permently become part of my skin. Anyone got a better freckle making procedure?

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 16:31:04 -0500

Auto response from Alxgoofy (1:51:18 AM): In my quest to become exactly like dan gilbert I shall sleep in a bed of fish food flakes, hoping some permently become part of my skin. Anyone got a better freckle making procedure?

Alxgoofy: OH Dan - you're so so witty

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 16:29:42 -0500

Alxgoofy (4:52:27 PM): OH Dan - you're so so witty
SleaterKinney3 (4:53:56 PM): witty enough to tempt you to dine at Wonder Dogs this eveing at about 6?
Alxgoofy (4:55:57 PM): oooo but of course

SleaterKinney3: Did you leave your notes on LOST in our room?

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 16:25:14 -0500

SleaterKinney3 (1:28:05 PM): Did you leave your notes on LOST in our room?
Alxgoofy (1:28:05 PM): ...

Growing by These Old Ghosts. You can download their entire...

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 00:05:49 -0500

Growing by These Old Ghosts. You can download their entire EP, Growing, for free at www.theseoldghosts.com.

My Top Ten Albums of 2010

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 20:48:56 -0600

Titus Andronicus - The Monitor
Best Coast - Crazy for You
Beach House - Teen Dream
Joanna Newsom - Have One on Me
Sleigh Bells - Treats
Deerhunter - Halcyon Digest
LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening
Sufjan Stevens - The Age of Adz
Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Broken Social Scene - Forgiveness Rock Record

Guest Post: Paul's Top Ten Albums of 2010

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 20:48:39 -0600

Good Old War - Self Titled
Lydia - Assailants
I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody’s Business - The World We Know
The Narrative - Self Titled
Just Surrender - Phoenix
The Graduate - Only Every Time
You, Me, and Everyone We Know - Some Things Don’t Wash Out
Circa Survive - Blue Sky Noise
Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Coheed and Cambria - Year Of The Black Rainbow

Check out other awesome stuff from Paul: @pceleb.

Guest Post: Suraj's Top Ten Albums of 2010

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 20:48:25 -0600

LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening
Rick Ross - Teflon Don
Sufjan Stevens - Age of Adz
Beach House - Teen Dream
Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Vampire Weekend - Contra
Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
Drake - Thank me later
Gorillaz - Plastic Beach
Crystal Castles - Crystal Castles (II)

Check out other awesome stuff from Suraj: @suraj3.

https://gist.github.com/660383

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 09:17:52 -0500

https://gist.github.com/660383:

Using underscores to separate thousands with Ruby Numbers is something that I never remember to do, but it easily lets the next person looking at your code tell how much better BSG is than Glee.

It bugs me that when I go to http://www.google.com/analytics, I’m still presented with the...

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 16:35:00 -0500

It bugs me that when I go to http://www.google.com/analytics, I’m still presented with the landing page even when I’m signed in.

Clicking an ‘Access Analytics’ call to action button every day is tiring.

I’m not a big fan of this new Google Apps...

Mon, 04 Oct 2010 23:56:38 -0500

I’m not a big fan of this new Google Apps ‘feature’.

I’m assuming this was buried somewhere in the fine print regarding transitioning my Apps account, but I stand firm in my belief that something called ‘Terms of Service’ should never be read.