February 23, 2013 ·
12:53 am
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If a 26 year old man falls down on the slippery sidewalk and nobody is around to see him, is it still embarrassing?
February 22, 2013 ·
9:22 am
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Team Benchpress will live again.
February 20, 2013 ·
1:35 pm
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Some things are so infuriating.
February 19, 2013 ·
2:40 pm
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Does Potbelly offer a credit card?
February 18, 2013 ·
6:16 pm
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“As I stared at my friend, I realized how much I wanted to kill him, then I killed him.”
June 22, 2011 ·
10:13 pm
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“The man began to giggle when he realized how much better his life would be if he were being attacked by a large bowl of pudding rather than a grizzly bear.”
June 22, 2011 ·
9:30 pm
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Anonymous asked: you fancy huh?
Yeah, no shit.
June 22, 2011 ·
9:27 pm
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“… you’re going to be dead for way longer than you’re going to be alive. That’s mostly what you’re going to be. You’re just dead people that didn’t die yet.”
Louis C.K.
June 22, 2011 ·
10:41 am
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“Falling from a thousand-foot cliff isn’t as bad as it seems, especially if you’re a bird.”
June 21, 2011 ·
10:33 pm
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