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“The man began to giggle when he realized how much better his life would be if he were being attacked by a large bowl of pudding rather than a grizzly bear.”
Q&A
Anonymous asked,
“you fancy huh?”
Yeah, no shit.
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“… you’re going to be dead for way longer than you’re going to be alive. That’s mostly what you’re going to be. You’re just dead people that didn’t die yet.”
— Louis C.K.
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“Falling from a thousand-foot cliff isn’t as bad as it seems, especially if you’re a bird.”
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An elective course at Hampshire High School spawned the novella Thoughts from Accounting II, the lovechild of a newly formed triumvirate of Bruce, Andy and myself.
It’s stupid, crass, offensive and only funny to us. So, I’m gonna publish it.
Chat
| JustLikeChuck22: | man |
| JustLikeChuck22: | i drunk dialed u this weekend |
| JustLikeChuck22: | i think that's kind of sweet |
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| SleaterKinney3: | sweet floor plan btw |
| CpT DiLLiN: | so andy gets the big room? |
| CpT DiLLiN: | well that's the problem |
| CpT DiLLiN: | everyone could care less |
| SleaterKinney3: | I was neater than Andy this year, so he could probably use the extra space |
| SleaterKinney3: | and Paul can just have a closet, since he's a robot and only needs space to plug himself in |
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| IDRINKROOTBEER4: | say the words "jeff" and "mailbox" to me |
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“That was really shitty what Roger Ebert said typed about Ryan Dunn.”
Fixed that for you.
